My First Gift From the Daycare

After only 1 week, I already received my first gift from the day care center.

Was it the green snake painting Gabe made?

Noooooo

How about the red mask painting Gabe made?

Nope

Or maybe the hand and footprints he made?

Nuhuuh

You could try a few wobbly steps...

But that would be wrong

Oh no my friends....we were gifted our first illness.

Not just any illness....the stomach flu.....and all three of us had it at the same time.

And not just any stomach flu...the kind where you puke so much the next day all the muscles in your trachea, chest, back, and lungs are too sore to breath or swallow.

Ahhh yes, good times had by all.

Let me just tell you. Nothing in life or parenting can prepare you for the hell that is trying to care for a diarrhea baby when both parents can't keep their stuff in from either end. Believe you me.